But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
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I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
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Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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