too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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