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and a bunch of prostitutes
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
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thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
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for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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