there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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