my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
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I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
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So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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