I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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