i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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