Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
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Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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