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if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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