would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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