We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
We had sex on a dog bed..
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
