That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
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Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
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why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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