I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I forgot how hot balto sounded
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Randomize
