just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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