Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
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four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
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She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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