I smell stomach acid.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Randomize
