Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
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