she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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