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Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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