dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
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Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
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who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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