Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
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nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
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he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
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