Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
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I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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