dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
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Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
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I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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