its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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