last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
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Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
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He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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