Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
