Farmville is her only friend.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Randomize
