Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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