Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
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drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
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Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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