I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
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Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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