so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
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When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
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i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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