fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
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All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
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We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
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