Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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