Where is the hickey?
my vag is so smooth its legendary
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
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