whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
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He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
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I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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