if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
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If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
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We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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