remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
is wine microwaveable?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
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it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
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I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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