I'm lost and stupid without you.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
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after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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