ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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