Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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