She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
