this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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