i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
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MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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