hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
We are all done wearing pants today
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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