I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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