butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
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as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
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All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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