we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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