stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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