But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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