Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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