Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
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At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
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Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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