your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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