I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
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Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
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I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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