Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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