Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
You were trust falling into bushes
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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